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Tue, Oct. 3rd, 2006, 08:59 pm
The Big Stick Of WTF:

Some popular things I will never understand the attraction of:
- beer
- eyeliner (girls, help me out here: How?)
- Hugh Grant (still trying on that New Year's resolution)
- La Senza Girl
- furry boots
- dog sweatervests
- screamo (the whole Alexisonfire thing, I just don't get it)
- head
- caps with really straight brims
- Bruce Willis movies
- romance novels
- toenail painting
- House

Wed, Oct. 4th, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)

"Head" Oh dear god.

I wear eyeliner in ridiculous amounts. I think it's glamorous.

Wed, Oct. 4th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)


Wed, Oct. 4th, 2006 05:47 am (UTC)

beer=alcohol=can help you drown your sorrows
eyeliner=makes some girls look prettier=raises their self-esteem
hugh grant=charming to everyone but courtenay
la senza girl= yeah that's just wrong
furry boots=makes your legs look less hairy by comparison=means you don't have to shave your legs as often
dog sweatervests=much more in vogue than dog sweatshirts=stylish tortured puppies
screamo can be good in very small quantities... and done by people besides alexisonfire.
head=sexual pleasure without the risk of getting pregnant=saves money on condoms and the pill=more money for lip chap
caps with really straight brims=people like these?
bruce willis movies=you have to be a guy. try having a beer and getting some good head and then watching the fifth element and then tell me what you think.
romance novels=same logic as "head"
toenail painting=its cute alright
House=I am never talking to you again. ever.

Wed, Oct. 4th, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)

I disagree with beer... beer brings me and my people close together.
And being male, I feel it is my right to disagree with head.
Other then that, I feel you should improve the list and base a new society around the teachings.

Thu, Oct. 5th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)

I don't get most of the stuff you're talking about, practically all the stuff, but c'mon! The Fifth Element was awesome! I won't speak about any more Bruce Willis than that, but The Fifth Element, man! Seriously!