beer=alcohol=can help you drown your sorrows
eyeliner=makes some girls look prettier=raises their self-esteem
hugh grant=charming to everyone but courtenay
la senza girl= yeah that's just wrong
furry boots=makes your legs look less hairy by comparison=means you don't have to shave your legs as often
dog sweatervests=much more in vogue than dog sweatshirts=stylish tortured puppies
screamo can be good in very small quantities... and done by people besides alexisonfire.
head=sexual pleasure without the risk of getting pregnant=saves money on condoms and the pill=more money for lip chap
caps with really straight brims=people like these?
bruce willis movies=you have to be a guy. try having a beer and getting some good head and then watching the fifth element and then tell me what you think.
romance novels=same logic as "head"
toenail painting=its cute alright
House=I am never talking to you again. ever.